Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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