doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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