Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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