But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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