sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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