At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
