How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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