I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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