Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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