I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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