her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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