I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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