There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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