whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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