I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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