you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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