dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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