The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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