Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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