I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
so much tequila, so little girl.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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