I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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