I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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