Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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