dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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