I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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