my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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