how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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