But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You smell like stripper and shame
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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