i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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