we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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