I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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