he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
love makes seman taste better
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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