I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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