How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
someone owes me an orgasm
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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