dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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