just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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