So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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