I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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