id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
worst night to have a conscience
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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