I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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