Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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