i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
