well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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