Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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