I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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