I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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