You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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