Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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