What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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