is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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