this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
