at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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