I think scott just propositioned me for sex
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
