Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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