Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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