His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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