i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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