sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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