The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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