billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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